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Michelle Williams: "Waaaaaa..."

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Some things drive me crazy and other things drive me REALLY crazy: People who are too afraid to make a right turn at a red light when there is no signage telling them that they can't; asshole guys who manage to consistently score hot girls; the outrageous price of printer ink; the inexplicable appeal of Nickelback; and ex-Dawson Creekers who bellyache about the very thing that gave them their big break.

No, not him. I present to you the girl formerly known as Jen Lindley who is only famous due to the very popular television show she is about to whine about:

"I said to a friend being on Dawson's Creek was kind of like being a mobster.
You set up a shop selling pizza but in the back you're laundering money.
You're doing one thing in plain sight and secretly plotting something else.
I was plotting my tastes, my interests, my beliefs and hopes for what
I could be. It was hard getting jobs I wanted. I was a pop tart."

Boo-fucking-hoo. Michelle Williams might have had a full-time career in a pizza shop had it not been for that show. It's because of Dawson's Creek that she even gets a chance be in a major movie.

I can understand how some actors struggle with the typecasting that comes when they are a popular character on a successful TV show, but in reality, that's pretty great bad luck to have. Most of the other cast members also managed to have some success beyond the TV show so it's not as if being on the infamous teen drama was career suicide for any of them.

It simply bugs me to no end when entertainers who are lucky enough to be one of the .001% of people who go to Hollywood and actually get that one big break that the other 99.99% percent only dream of and then whine about the typecasting or the limitations that they had to endure all while enjoying the success, money and fame that came because of that opportunity.

STFU, Michelle Williams. I believe you are just bitter because your character sucked after the first couple seasons because you have no range and the fact that Katie Holmes (and her hotness) completely overshadowed you as the show gained popularity.

You know what? Forget Michelle Williams. This post is now about how hot Katie Holmes used to be...

And last but not least...

Damn you, Tom Cruise for ruining poor Katie. Damn you!!!!


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